Can a Bluetooth penis pedometer pep up your sex life?

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Faster, Higher, Stronger? A new fitness tracker that measures performance between the sheets aims to help you become an Olympian in the bedroom.

SexFit, a wearable smart penis ring, is described by online adult retailer Bondara as the world’s first couple’s sexual fitness tracker.

According to Bondara, the 'tight band' -- currently in prototype stage -- will not only stimulate a harder erection but will track performance during sex using an in-built pedometer. It connects to an accompanying SexFit app via Bluetooth, which will provide insights into your bedroom antics, including calories burnt and thrusts per minute.

For added motivation, the rings offer a ‘pacing mode’ that vibrates in time to a pre-set rhythm, while notification lights on the top of the ring will even illuminate in the centre when the rhythm is steady. Bondara said it hopes to be starting product testing before the end of 2014.

Louise Bagley, a sex toys buyer for Bondara, said: "Historically, sex toys have always evolved with technology. Our device is a natural next step alongside the influx of personal health trackers and with the added benefit of improving an individual’s sex life, we expect it to be a huge hit when it becomes available".

"This is a massive market driven by innovation. That’s why we’ve invested in developing the SexFit which we believe is the next evolution of toys. We hope it will bring joy to millions of couples who want to upgrade their intimacy but who may be too embarrassed to seek professional advice in person".

With SexFit you can even share your performance statistics with friends on social media - because isn't that what we all want to see in status updates? You just know it will be those friends who post their endless "I just ran 5 million kilometres" jogging app updates that will be sharing their astounding sexual prowess too.

It's high time "There's an app for that" cheesy jokes are replaced with "There's a fitness tracker for that" puns.

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