Pornhub Premium is like an all-you-can-eat buffet, but for porn
When you are hungry, and your wallet is a bit light, there is one place you should visit -- the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. For a small entrance fee, you can gain access to passable food, and eat until you are ready to explode. Typically, the food is neither healthy nor high quality, but it does fill you up.
This same business model is behind streaming services like Spotify and Netflix. You get to consume as much media as you'd like for a monthly fee. Have you ever dreamed of having something like this for x-rated adult videos? Well, you are in luck. Pornhub announces a new Premium service that will allow you to watch all the porn you want for a paltry $9.99 per month. This is not just video clips, but full-length high definition films too.
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"Rebuilt entirely from scratch, Pornhub Premium offers an all new ad-free experience to its users, complete with faster playback and higher quality streaming on the millions of videos currently on Pornhub as well as the largest collection of exclusive full length HD adult titles available in crisp 1080p resolution. Pornhub Premium will offer a risk-free seven day trial, after which it will only cost subscribers $9.99 per month", says Pornhub.
The porn streaming company further explains, "dedicated Android and Roku companion apps are currently in the works, with plans to roll out Virtual Reality integration at the beginning of 2016, which will also feature premium content. On top of the massive library of full-length videos, users will also be able to access existing Pornhub content on the service, thus allowing viewers to still keep a beat on their favorite videos while enjoying them through high-speed streaming quality and breakneck playback speed".
Look, I won't judge you for signing up for Pornhub Premium, but other people might. I'm guessing you could be ashamed to have your wife or husband discover the charge on the credit card bill right? Relax. Pornhub promises that billing will be discreet, so your secret will stay hidden.
Will you be signing up for Pornhub Premium? Tell me in the comments -- if you aren't embarrassed, that is!
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